untilifindabettername
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me:  i hate mondays
cishet ally:  [crying] i was born on a monday! why do you hate me?! what did i ever do to you?
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Question asked by Anonymous
"Blowjob? or handjob?"

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

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Student Caught With Notes During Final; Found not to be Cheating, but Studying for Next Exam
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The John Hopkin Newletter, May 9, 2014 (via paradoxical-dreams)

(via jaywalkingthroughjhu)

(Source: nottodaymrweasley, via wolfsisters)

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